At times, the Ship creates stories about the objects which they are selling in an attempt to get them to sell better (for instance, it claims that the Fossilized Ursidae may come alive under a full moon, and that the Essence of Despair was created as the result of the forces of evil being defeated by the forces of justice).
Any given Sales Pitch comes with a group, of which becomes available once that specific group of treasures collected. An example of this would be in the Titan Dweevil collection; all four weapons and the King of Bugs must be collected before the Sales Pitches are provided.
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